A friend of mine, the Kenyan representative to Economic Freedom Fighters Movement, Bishop Ndege Serikal is in joyous moods. But that wasn’t so, few days ago.
He was depressed, stressed, in emotional pain and lost not only appetite but also weight. His buttocks reduced in size like a deflated ball; alarmingly !
His boss, his employer, had developed strong and irresistible appetite for his woman.
Let’s bring it to perspective,
Ndege works at a top Nairobi bank in a somehow senior management position.
Coincidentally, his (secret; to protect their jobs) fianče is a tea girl at the same institution and like
the cursed love drives, his big pot bellied boss developed interest in the simple but very beautiful girl.
Unknown to the married boss with an easy to open zip, his dependable employee and great friend already campaigned and won votes in the same constituency.
Being the boss, and the girl clouded by her inferiority, the boss had his way but unfortunately wasn’t satisfied, he preferred majority shares in the natural constituency of beauty.
On realization that his source of happiness and emotional nourishment was under invasion, what did Ndege do?
Ndege packed a nice package to the boss’ wife, to the boss’ son and to the boss’ daughter.
To the wife,
Dear Mrs Mbeche.
I know of your love affair with Augus Nyakwar Ogao.
Kindly advise your husband to leave my girlfriend or else I’ll expose you.
And attached Augus’ photo.
To the daughter,
Please tell your father to leave my girlfriend in peace. Or I should tell him that you sleep with his friend, Mr Mukenye?
To the son,
I’m begging you to advise your father to keep away from my girlfriend so that you don’t beg me not to tell him that you took a loan without him knowing recently to abort your child who his friend, Katuva’s daughter was carrying.
Yours sincerely, A loyal friend.
That evening, there was an urgent family meeting with the head of the house on the crucifixion cross. No-one mentioned their sources but he confessed and begged for forgiveness.
He was forgiven of course and unknown to him, Ndege sighed in relief and regained appetite.
Master Tactician and Scribe.