It has been said, sang, sermons have been written about it and even poems recited about how women will always fall for the loaded guy or a good looking guy.
It’s what every one wants to hear.
However, we forget those of us who were blessed with excess ugliness and as if not enough, don’t recognize the existence of money. They are broke… dead broke.
There’s not much to be said about the latter as their faces leave you in a trance and well built muscular bodies speak for themselves.
A rich man is also very attractive, why lie and I’m not even talking about his looks?
He might look like a damn ape for all we care but if he’s driving that BMW X7, let’s just say it’s not the face we would be looking at. It wouldn’t even matter if he does not make you scream genuinely in bed (you got to fake it till he makes it) as long as it is on a bed somewhere in Dubai overlooking the Burj Khalifa.
But what happens to the rest of them broke ugly niggas?
Are you a broke ugly nigga and would like to get some pretty chicks for yourself too?
The first thing you ought to do is understand what women want is money, a face they can brag about or good sex.
So the only option you got left is the third option. Or if you think you are a good lover and still can’t hold a pretty girl down, here is where you might be going wrong.
First, it might be that your personal grooming might leave much to be desired. Being broke doesn’t mean you cannot get clean. There are cheap mtumba wear that go for less than 200 shillings in ngara and other eastlando markets. Forget class, be clean in your cheap attires.
You ought to look good and smell good too, and for crying out loud brush you teeth!
Whatever you do just strive to look the part, your face might not be much to look at but your clothes might just deem you attractive from a far.
Another thing, maybe you are one of those guys who talk too much during sex. We get it you are trying to be sexy but it’s just not at times. In truth it can be infuriating and an instant turn off to a girl.
Just focus on the pleasing part and forget the porn you been watching.
Don’t be boring, indulge in her fantasies. Well, unless they are dangerous and involve near death experiences. Bring some of your own ideas and uniqueness too but be cautious not to be too weird and creep her out.
Never, Never never ignore foreplay otherwise the sex will feel rushed. Take your time and explore all the possibilities. It’s your strength, remember!
Don’t, Never compare her with girls you have been with. Just make her feel special. Never try to be a porn star cause its always mostly in your head in reality it might just be weird.
Go with the moment too.
These are just some of the tips that will make girls go crazy over your prowess in bed forgetting you have nothing else to offer. Girls talk and they talk a lot so trust me girls will be lining up to you in no time.
Just raise you D*** game, money and looks will have nothing on you.
Thank me later.
The writing is purely a peace initiative token in preparedness for August elections.
Let’s embrace peace, in our looks, teeth and even in our beds.